Saturday, April 20, 2013

Wanted Dead, Not Alive

Springtime inspires new landscapes.

Our new tree requires:
No bug spray,
No fertilizer,
No pruning,
No trimming,
No water.
Our new tree will have:
No dead leaves to be racked,
No pollen,
No red-headed woodpecker damage.

Our new tree is five feet tall.

Our new tree is dead and
Will always be dead.

The dead tree cost $200.
It weighs five hundred pounds.
I love it.
Enjoy it with me!

Happy 87th Birthday, Queen Elizabeth !
Happy Birthday, Susan G. !
Happy Birthday, Pat D. !
Happy 12th Anniversary, Brian and Nancy !
Happy Spring Gardening,